dictator?

I am preparing to become a dictator somewhere, if any one knows a vacancy please let me know. I have the start of the impressive portraits needed for the role. Walking into Lydia Goldbeck's studio the other evening for the open studio night I was confronted by my portrait 9' high, quite strange to be seen through the eyes of someone else. She had also done just my head at around 4', there was no escaping me.